She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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