omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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