I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
