Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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