There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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