So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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