The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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