This girl is more easily done than said...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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