You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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