I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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