Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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