It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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