I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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