So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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