now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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