Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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