is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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