Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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