i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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