I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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