No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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