He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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