She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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