Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It was confusing and full of hummus
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she told me i tasted like america
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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