final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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