Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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