I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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