So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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