but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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