This is not my ceiling
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you inspire me to be a worse person
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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