My brain says no but my pants say off.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Small penises have feelings too.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
