Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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