We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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