You work out of a Hotel?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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