did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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