So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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