I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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