"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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