READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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