in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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