dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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