what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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