Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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