That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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