did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I am available for nakedness
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Randomize
