the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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