do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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