what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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