You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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