Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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