He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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