porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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