I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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